In 2017, Alex Jones devised a scale to measure President Trumps willingness to consort with the "swamp" in order to drain it. He likened the "swamp" to goblins and listed the range of acceptability of Donald Trump's actions in this metaphoric scenario.
I've compiled the list and organized them in an order that I believe Mr. Jones intended.
- Have babies with a goblin and actually help the new world order and turn against us
- Marry a goblin
- Having political succubus with goblins
- Catching him in bed with a goblin
- Kissing goblins
- Ingratiating goblins
- Kissing goblins, even though you stab them, you give them a kiss
- Rolling around hacking them up and has a goblin guide
- Charging into a goblin's nest, slopping blood on him, hacking them to pieces
- Going around the goblins